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Husband for Sale 5 Years, 11 Months ago Karma: 0  
***HUSBANDS FOR SALE !!!!!!*

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the
store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may
choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!
 
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Re:Husband for Sale 5 Years, 11 Months ago Karma: 0  
Lol
Funny that
check this out
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
 
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Re:Husband for Sale 4 Years, 10 Months ago Karma: 0  
Nice one....
 
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Re:Husband for Sale 4 Years, 10 Months ago Karma: 0  
thats very funny lol
 
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Re:Husband for Sale 4 Years, 10 Months ago Karma: 0  
it true though
 
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